On board and bored?
The Hindu : There you go spying. You’ve been on board three hours, eaten the flight kitsch and can’t sleep. You’ve had to board at an ungodly hour and it’s wake-up time on your clock. You’ve already watched the first 10 minutes of all the movies on offer. So it’s walking down the cramped aisle, glancing either side. What’s everyone doing to fill, better still, kill time on this 11-hour long flight?
Do people enjoy long flights?
Friends responded: “Sure, I look forward to a 14-hour journey crammed into a tiny seat next to a heavyweight boxer who has body odour and prefers me to the airline pillow.” “Am ready to pull out my hair after three hours!” “It depends. Economy seat is okay only if the interior is half empty. Business class, I’m okay with. First class, I don’t want the journey to end.”
“No window seat on a long haul. Aisle seat – it’s tolerable.” “I love it, that’s where I developed the skill of staring into space for hours. I also study the in-flight map.” Double-digit hours in the coach class. The only compensation can be an exotic destination, all paid for. Cramped space, canned air, stale food, littered toilets. Plane populated by passengers who haven’t heard of personal space — there isn’t much of it to share anyway. Seats in the front with legroom don’t always come your way. Airlines do try to keep you out of mischief. Seatback-mounted screens that feature movies, soap, games, and music. If you (or the company) have cash to spare, you could fly a class with beds. But even wonderfully polite stewardesses and free booze can get to be too much on a Taipei to Frisco haul. You could push about, play trampoline with the seat ahead, be a pest to passengers and stewardesses alike, scatter food, shout across, occupy half the next seat. Or you could have…More
