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	<title>The Writing Wall &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>&#8216;Sauce bhi kabhi Tamatar thee !!&#8217; -The Balaji Telefilms story</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/10/19/sauce-bhi-kabhi-tamatar-thee-the-balaji-telefilms-story/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/10/19/sauce-bhi-kabhi-tamatar-thee-the-balaji-telefilms-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:53:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Intellectual Terrorist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Very few people know this. Balaji Telefilms doesn’t have a scipt writer. They have a computer program that writes(generates) the script.
This is how they do it.
They feed the computer a list of standard entities consisting of the below:

Characters
husband(1 numbers),
wife(1 numbers),
Mistress/souten(1 numbers),
kids(3 numbers),
wives of kids(2 numbers),
Kids of kids(4 numbers),
Kid engaged to shady lady(1 numbers)
Mom-in-law(1 numbers)
Grandmother(1 numbers)
Father-in-law(picture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coked and Pepsied !!</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/10/18/coked-and-pepsied/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/10/18/coked-and-pepsied/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Intellectual Terrorist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Current Affairs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Since Pepsi and Coke are now being banned in most states and also in schools and offices, the soft drink companies have started selling the colas to farmers. Farmers are using these colas as pesticides and spraying them indiscriminately in their fields, causing greater concern for environmentalists. Over indulgent mothers are now worried that children [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pesticides, colas and other important things that we should really be concerned about – like our own goddamn LIFE !!</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/10/16/pesticides-colas-and-other-important-things-that-we-should-really-be-concerned-about-%e2%80%93-like-our-own-goddamn-life/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/10/16/pesticides-colas-and-other-important-things-that-we-should-really-be-concerned-about-%e2%80%93-like-our-own-goddamn-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BangaloreTalks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pune360.com/Editorial/2006/11/16/pesticides-colas-and-other-important-things-that-we-should-really-be-concerned-about-%e2%80%93-like-our-own-goddamn-life/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was shocked to learn that colas contain pesticides. I was under the impression that they contained rat poison, Baygon spray, and lead from batteries. But my alcoholic father, on his death bed, convinced me that these were the main ingredients in the arrack he drank. So the colas looked a lot milder. Just pesticides [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>A  Good Joke about the Development Cycle</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/07/19/a-good-joke-about-the-development-cycle/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/07/19/a-good-joke-about-the-development-cycle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BangaloreTalks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pune360.com/Editorial/2007/07/19/a-good-joke-about-the-development-cycle/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn&#8217;t know why [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Four Liquid Stages of Life.</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/07/12/the-four-liquid-stages-of-life/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/07/12/the-four-liquid-stages-of-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Editor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Thanks K Karthik for this forward
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		<title>Yeh Multitasking Badi Hai Must Must</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/07/07/yeh-multitasking-badi-hai-must-must/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/07/07/yeh-multitasking-badi-hai-must-must/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BangaloreTalks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pune360.com/Editorial/2007/07/07/yeh-multitasking-badi-hai-must-must/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“O my God. To be a student of Grade Nine and to have a father as cantankerous as you! Cried my daughter when I told her to stop listening to the i-pod while doing her mathematics homework.
“So I am cantankerous?” I shot back, while heading for the Webster’s to check what exactly it really meant.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Chandu Chacha Chaley England</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/06/15/chandu-chacha-chaley-england/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/06/15/chandu-chacha-chaley-england/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BangaloreTalks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The old man of Indian cricket Raj Singhji Dungarpur bumped into me in Rediffland recently.
He says that Team India needs an elder brother.
Who doesn&#8217;t need one? I asked him.
&#8220;Well Dalmiaji doesn&#8217;t need one,&#8221; he said swiftly. 
“Bur Your Highness! Who would like to become the elder brother of a man who ran an election against [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Ban Fat People</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/05/14/fatpeople/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/05/14/fatpeople/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 05:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Intellectual Terrorist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Fat people need to be banned. At least from public places.
Obese people consume a lot of space, especially in crowded cities. Valuable real estate is usurped by these large mammals. Just like you see signs on a small street that say ‘No Heavy Vehicles Allowed’, we should have signs on streets that say ‘No Heavy [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Pune’s bid to reduce the India population &#8211; PotHoles</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/04/26/pune-bid-to-reduce-the-india-population-potholes/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/04/26/pune-bid-to-reduce-the-india-population-potholes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Editor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pune360.com/Editorial/2006/04/19/pune%e2%80%99s-bid-to-reduce-the-india-population-potholes/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are different ways to reduce the population: birth control, celibacy, abstinence, gay relationships, castration. Pune has developed it’s own novel way to reduce life expectancy and thus the population. It’s called potholes.
Potholes were an unknown population reducer until the Pune experiment started. Potholes help reduce the population in different ways.
One, they ensure that by [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why We Love Children!!</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/03/23/why-we-love-children/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/03/23/why-we-love-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BangaloreTalks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pune360.com/Editorial/2007/03/23/why-we-love-children/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, &#8220;Mom! That lady isn&#8217;t wearing a seat belt!&#8221;
2) OPINIONS
On [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Forgive Jade Goody, Rather Thank Her Ms. Shetty</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/02/19/dont-forgive-jade-goody-rather-thank-her-ms-shetty/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/02/19/dont-forgive-jade-goody-rather-thank-her-ms-shetty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 19:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BangaloreTalks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pune360.com/Editorial/2007/02/19/dont-forgive-jade-goody-rather-thank-her-ms-shetty/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What happens to a Bollywood actress who is past 30 year of age, has more flops under her belt than hits, is taller than most actors who can be paired with her on-screen and is considered too old for the newer set of heroes who have the height to match hers?
Get married to one of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why AB can’t be the President</title>
		<link>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/02/18/why-ab-can%e2%80%99t-be-the-president/</link>
		<comments>http://bangalore360.com/Editorial/2007/02/18/why-ab-can%e2%80%99t-be-the-president/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 17:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BangaloreTalks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://pune360.com/Editorial/2007/02/18/why-ab-can%e2%80%99t-be-the-president/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Trust Rediff to keep you informed when you are thousands of miles away from your homeland.
I read in rediff.com that Amar Singh has done it again.
He has once again hogged the limelight by talking about Amitabh Bachchan. How else would a portly, middle-aged, balding politician with no political base keep himself in circulation? Of course [...]]]></description>
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