Posted in Humour at 7:23 am by The Intellectual Terrorist
Very few people know this. Balaji Telefilms doesn’t have a scipt writer. They have a computer program that writes(generates) the script.
This is how they do it.
They feed the computer a list of standard entities consisting of the below:
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Posted in Current Affairs, Humour at 6:08 am by The Intellectual Terrorist
Since Pepsi and Coke are now being banned in most states and also in schools and offices, the soft drink companies have started selling the colas to farmers. Farmers are using these colas as pesticides and spraying them indiscriminately in their fields, causing greater concern for environmentalists. Over indulgent mothers are now worried that children will start eating more vegetables and consume coke clandestinely through natural means. Read more »
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Posted in Humour, Miscellaneous at 12:55 pm by BangaloreTalks
I was shocked to learn that colas contain pesticides. I was under the impression that they contained rat poison, Baygon spray, and lead from batteries. But my alcoholic father, on his death bed, convinced me that these were the main ingredients in the arrack he drank. So the colas looked a lot milder. Just pesticides huhn? Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 7:21 am by BangaloreTalks
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly……………..
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
Contributed By Harshada B
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Posted in Humour at 10:45 am by The Editor
Thanks K Karthik for this forward
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Posted in Humour at 6:54 am by BangaloreTalks
“O my God. To be a student of Grade Nine and to have a father as cantankerous as you! Cried my daughter when I told her to stop listening to the i-pod while doing her mathematics homework. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 7:26 am by BangaloreTalks
The old man of Indian cricket Raj Singhji Dungarpur bumped into me in Rediffland recently.
He says that Team India needs an elder brother.
Who doesn’t need one? I asked him.
“Well Dalmiaji doesn’t need one,” he said swiftly. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 11:26 am by The Intellectual Terrorist
Fat people need to be banned. At least from public places.
Obese people consume a lot of space, especially in crowded cities. Valuable real estate is usurped by these large mammals. Just like you see signs on a small street that say ‘No Heavy Vehicles Allowed’, we should have signs on streets that say ‘No Heavy People Allowed’. Imagine having to jostle with the crowds in a Mumbai local. Throw a few fat people in and you stand no chance. Smaller people shouldn’t need to make space for these human equivalent of SUV’s. Read more »
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Posted in Humour at 6:22 am by The Editor
There are different ways to reduce the population: birth control, celibacy, abstinence, gay relationships, castration. Pune has developed it’s own novel way to reduce life expectancy and thus the population. It’s called potholes.
Potholes were an unknown population reducer until the Pune experiment started. Potholes help reduce the population in different ways.
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Posted in Humour at 7:41 am by BangaloreTalks
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!” Read more »
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