Posted in Humour at 7:21 am by BangaloreTalks
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly……………..
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
Contributed By Harshada B
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Posted in Miscellaneous at 11:47 am by BangaloreTalks
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Posted in Humour at 10:45 am by The Editor
Thanks K Karthik for this forward
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Wallace Stegner, Francine Prose, John Kenneth Galbraith, and others offer advice to aspiring wordsmiths. Read more »
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“O my God. To be a student of Grade Nine and to have a father as cantankerous as you! Cried my daughter when I told her to stop listening to the i-pod while doing her mathematics homework. Read more »
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Posted in Inspiration at 10:37 am by BangaloreTalks
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
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